I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? That means its working! This . Lydia: I am alone. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! But she was talking about us. AHHH! What am I doing? All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . Wheres Lydia? And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? You need a mother. LYDIA: Dead Mom? Theyre chasing me! It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. CHARLES: You made it big. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Ugh, classic Maitlands. I wish I was dead! "YES I DO! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? ADAM: Kill?!??!? this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . The man next to me is the one I want. The Netherworld. Lets get you finished! BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? Here you got a solid plan B option. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. DELIA: Life coaching! GET OUTTA MY WAY. Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. But Lydia, you cant live like this! I need to really live, really connect! New phone, who dis? (referring to DELIA.) Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. This is the best day of my life! Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! Own that. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! The man next to me is the one I want. Delia! And I like the attic! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. They look right through me! BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! No one is like me! Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. FORESHADOWING. DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." BARBARA: I think so! ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). MAXINE: And hell do it! Youre still breathing arent you? Sometimes puppet shows are sad. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? Sayonara. Go back to New York! To the dead. She needs stability. Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. (a beat.) Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. And such a bold departure from the original source material! BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! CHARLES: I am very good at sex. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! . AGHHHH! Is this it? Girl, just say it three times in a row. And they have scorpions for teeth! I'm sure Dad will ruin it. Climb onto something! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. DELIA: Knock Knock! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! This book is dangerous! LYDIA: I cant open it. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! You and me, were not that different. MAXINE: OH STOP! Where are you going? This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. Cuz, shed love this! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! Lydia. Your mother loved this song. ADAM: Chapter one! We got any kids in the audience? You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. Let me point you to the right page. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . My dad never wants me to talk about her. LYDIA: Im not going back! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? Look, I know things have been difficult-. I brought you a pie?! Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! Death for the dead. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Its not a real marriage. Back off! God, youre a screw up! Thats great! And Ive got a plan! LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. ADAM: Oh yeah? ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? OTHO: So glad that you asked. We did find that out. LYDIA: NO! Mom? 119. Im gonna need some help! Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. You are never gonna regret this! ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. Thats the rule. Theyre queens! So, what do you say? Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! BARBARA: Yeah! LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? And you dont exist. ADAM: Wed love it! These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. BARBARA: Adam! The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. Shes impossible. LYDIA: I had a change of heart. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? New meat! LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. CHARLES: No, you have failed. ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. Were still together. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Anthony King Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? (an idea.) All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. Ive never felt this before. Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! Do not be afraid. Were not like you! 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. Mr. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. I wanna go home. ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. Welcome! ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! I changed a lot. OKAY? Thats your answer for everything! They can never take it away! I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). Its gonna be so good for all of us. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? This is all very believable. And Im still here! Lydia, you are so weird. We will. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. I don't know what just happened. Sorry! Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! Can I bring her back? BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Theres very good energy in here. God, why cant he just leave me alone? Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Im sorry its kind of a mess. In a haunted house, all alone! It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. I guess Ill just go. Couple of five-star reviews. And I think Ill take a chance on life! OO! ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Goes to the door. You asked me, I'm answering. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. And that is exactly how we can beat him. JUNO: STOP! If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? And its not fair, you know? Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. BARBARA: You were right. Did I mention that my moms a demon? Lydias vision was right! All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. Well, we can take care of that. Draw a door, go home! BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. Thats what I want too. You ripe old bastard. LYDIA: Yeah, me too. LYDIA: What? What if Lydia walks in? Whos there? I sense your touch. Fun at parties! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. After everything Ive done for her. But I swear to you, we will. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . (a beat.) All of us! Did you think I wasnt coming back? DELIA: Oh! Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. And Id like us to be a family. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Someones gonna get killed! My name is Lydia Deetz. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! (doorbell rings.) I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? Youre under so much stress, you must relax! Hes here! I meant to say. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. ADAM: Oh! Maxie Dean loves shrimp! No no no no no. LYDIA: Really? CHARLES: You think this is what I want? This. We are invisible. BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. CHARLES: What? Delia, that was just the wind. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. (a beat.) LYDIA: The ghosts! Heres help, heres you. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! LYDIA: Hey Delia! Adorable! Everyone here would go back if they could! BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! You! Beetlejuice - Musical. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. I died with this sash. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Do the research! to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Oh my god! Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. And this, this is a business dinner! ADAM: Woah. Again. Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. *attempts to jump again. LYDIA: The Netherworld? BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. BEETLEJUICE: No. In the world of the dead? OTHO: (offstage.) CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! (a beat.) But together, well make him see! Enjoy live events at insider prices. And now this is what you get. So mean. OTHO: Thats the one. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Yup, thats the one. christian laettner first wife; leaf home water solutions vs culligan; conventions in las vegas 2022. sona jobarteh husband; houston crime rate by race "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! CHARLES: Dont say that. (MOVERS move in furniture.) Ill marry you! "Things seem pretty quiet. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. And speaking of, right on time! The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . Oh, Adam, were just getting started! ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! He needs therapy! Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. OTHO: I dont know. Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. BEETLEJUICE: NO! But what if it doesnt last? Charles! BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. ADAM: I know! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Take a look at our library of free monologues . ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. LYDIA: Dad came back for me? Upgrade to PRO I accept you. ADAM: That guy! Why is Ohio so powerful?! (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. Youll have to open the door to find out. We invisibles have to stick together! Oh god, Im so worried now. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! Dead Mom loved our house. Im a fraud! Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. Beetlejuice! Your dad cant see us. Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. ADAM: The electoral college! She was my world, too Lydia. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . 3."My whole life is a dark room. LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? Then you will know that I am no longer . DELIA: About that. No! LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. Where is that damned exorcist? The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Teen And Up Audiences. Playing hardball, huh? I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! Im so glad you could make it! Im on your side, and I always will be. You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! Its about love! Take care of them. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Thats great! Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. I call it The Soulbox. AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . . Oh my god! Theyre gonna be my new best friends! Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! (in a southern accent.) DELIA: (aggressive.) And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! Im sorry everybody. THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. It has u but doesnt have a me. This is such an interesting font! Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. You dont recognize me? THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. Its time for Americas favorite game show! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. So lets scare my dad! Call 9-1-1! So, Im selling our house. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. she utters this indignant monologue. CHARLES: HELLO! It sayswe should draw a door. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Lets draw the door. Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. LYDIA: Dad! LYDIA: I want you to stay. I dont wanna die! DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. So, I have an idea. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Well that wouldve been good to know. DELIA: Yeah! BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. LYDIA: It could be both. Bu BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. I just can't deal with Delia. Make My Millennium!". Big beautiful brains. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. CHARLES: I see! I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . LYDIA: Mom?! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Lydia doesnt have my resilience. YES! Like these weirdos. Lets get that book open. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! But when angst . CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. You asked me, I'm answering. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. Theyre the real villains of this show. LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. And Ive got a plan. LYDIA: What are you talking about? So much poise! You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. Demon's Dance. Sucks-Yes! And their eyes! Dont you get it? DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! JUNO: You are the embarrassment. JUNO: Oh, look at you! BARBARA: It was SO hard! I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. Ive learned a lot. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! Now we both got Dead Moms! I orbit. But first, I gotta toss the rule book. What an effervescent young lady you are. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! We cant just stay in the attic! Act I 1. DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. That was an old Scandinavian folk song. OH GOD! Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. So! Strangers. Fine, you wanna be together? What if shes possessed? BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. Can I see? Of course I might have to get a little mean. BEETLEJUICE: Quick! It's our house now, kid! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. Hibiscus_Flower. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. Fuck Brigadoon. (giggle) Just kidding! PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Dad, theres ghosts here. You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! . Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! YEAH! Oh God, how I missed that sound. ADAM: I know, I know, me too. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . Do you understand what Im proposing? Youre leaving me? And yet, I worry. CHARLES: Hey! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. We do not want to kill people! Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] Pluslearn to throw your voice! Why dont you have a handbook? I havent always been such a good mother. A fall from that height? And so do I! People! I had a vision once. Theyre made out of the devil! AH AH AH AH!). BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. Boo. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Lets chop off his head. Welcome to the family, son. Unless, are you horribly disfigured? Im going to find mom! OTHO: Its Kevin! Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! She was my whole world. We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. IM ALIVE! BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. Mom! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) These are the biggest changes that . Dad, no. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. 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